Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Dear Daniel Snyder

You're an idiot. How in the world could it take you so long to find a head coach for a football team that's worth $1.4 billion? What's worse is the fact that you already have the best candidate right there on your sideline in Gregg Williams. What happened to him being Gibb's heir apparent? What on God's green earth could make you think that Jim Fassel is worth two interviews? Jim Fassel? Are you serious? This guy has been to the playoffs three times in seven years as a head coach. That's ok, I'll give that to you. But that doesn't override the fact that he's a career .522 coach. "But he went to the Super Bowl." Yeah, so did John Fox. Who cares? After he went 4-12 in 2003, he headed for greener pastures ... Baltimore Ravens offensive coordinator. Yikes. While there, he oversaw the Raven's do-do excuse of an offense. The one good year they had was thanks to one of the best defenses in the history of football. The offesnse ranked 17th in 2006. And that looks fantastic compared to his other years at the same position.

Sources say that you've interviewed Williams FOUR TIMES! Dude has worked for you since 2004 and has had the defense in the top 10 three times. What is it about him that you don't know, other than the fact that he's the only coach you've been able to find that's worth a crap? (Excluding Joe Gibbs, of course, but you didn't exactly find him. I think, on the other hand, that he knew you were a moron and felt an obligation to save us all from your stupidity.)

Hiring Fassel would rank right up there with the greatest signings of your tenure. Guys like Deon Sanders and Jeff George. Dan, seriously, you've torn our hearts out and stomped on them long enough. Please ask Joe Gibbs what to do. Ask Madden, ask George W. ... hell, ask Miss Cleo for all I care. Just don't hire Jim Fassel. If you do, please sell our team to Sam Walton's kids. At least they know a real value when they see one.

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