Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Greg Paulus? Seriously?

Ok, so this news had me Googling (sp?) to find out who the GM of the Green Bay Packers is faster than the team's fan base must be doing the same to find a replacement for him. I mean seriously - who in the world could possibly think that Greg freakin' Paulus could play quarterback in the NFL. This is like the most unintelligent news I've heard in a very, very long time. And I don't want to hear all this well-coming-out-of-high-school-Greg-Paulus-was-the-No. 1-quarterback-in-the-nation bologna. Who cares? Our boy Cam Sexton was what, No. 6 ... No. 7? And he proceeded to come to college and actually play football, not stand in the lane and wait for various scortums to be deposited into his mouth (pictured). So, Ted Thompson, since you are clearly paying attention to little that might lead you toward intelligent and informed decisions regarding your football team - like ones that might actually land your team in the playoffs - just look at this picture. You see Peyton Manning there? He's the first fan to the left of Kyle Singler's hip, and happens to have a reputation as a pretty good quarterback. See him? Ok. Now. Does his ass look impressed? No. And neither will your fans now that you've allowed this laughable tryout to take place.

In all seriousness, I just don't see how this has happened. I really don't even know what to say. You can read the article and decide for yourself. I, for one, promise to completely delete this blog if Greg Paulus ever throws a pass in a regular-season NFL game.

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